A.W. Hartoin Quotes

I Dropped Back Onto Dad's Stool With My Mouth Open. Gerald Whipplethorn? I Wanted To Babysit, But Gerald Wasn't Worth It. The Kid Annoyed Me Like An Itchy Scab You Couldn't Pick Off. He Was The Worst. The Absolute Worst. I

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