Jon Heder Quotes
I Don't Know If This Is Advice, But I Remember This Guy In High School Who Came Off Like He'd Been With A Lot Of Women. He Said, "Dude, What Girls Sometimes Like Is The Unexpected." There Were These Girls Who Were Always Giving Him Tittie Twisters, And He Kept Warning Them, "I'm Going To Do It Back." I'm Thinking, There's No Way. But Sure Enough, One Girl Crossed The Line And He Did.
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