David Sedaris Quotes
I Don't Know How These Couples Do It, Spend Hours Each Night Tucking Their Kids In, Reading Them Books About Misguided Kittens Or Seals Who Wear Uniforms, And Then Reread Them If The Child So Orders. In My House, Our Parents Put Us To Bed With Two Simple Words: "Shut Up." That Was Always The Last Thing We Heard Before Our Lights Were Turned Off. Our Artwork Did Not Hang On The Refrigerator Or Anywhere Near It, Because Our Parents Recognized It For What It Was: Crap. They Did Not Live In A Child's House, We Lived In Theirs.
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