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I Don't Even Remember The First Time I Did Meth In Front Of My Child. This Is Mostly Because I've Never Actually Done Meth. But It's A Good Way To Start Out A Chapter About How You Fear You're Failing As A Parent Because It Sets The Bar Of Child-rearing Very, Very Low And Everything You Do That Isn't Meth In Front Of Your Children Seems Incredibly Impressive By Comparison. My

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