Ike Barinholtz Quotes

I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And Then I Turn To My Wife And Say, 'I Think We Should Go Home.' And Then We Leave, And Then I Wake Up The Next Morning And Say To My Wife, 'We Don't Go Out Anymore.' It's A Great Trick.

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

Ike Barinholtz Quotes: I Do This Thing At Every Party: I Go To A Party, I Stand Around For, Like, 45 Minutes, And

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