Emo Philips Quotes

I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'Get Off Me, You Two!'

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

Emo Philips Quotes: I Discovered My Wife In Bed With Another Man, And I Was Crushed. So I Said, 'get Off Me, You

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