Jenny Lawson Quotes

I Didn't Get Raped, Right?" And He Shouted, "You Were Never In Danger Of Getting Raped," But I Think He Just Said That To Hurt My Feelings, And So I Retorted, "Oh, I Am ALWAYS In Danger Of Being Raped, Thankyouverymuch," And He Was All, "I'm Not Questioning Your Rapability. I'M JUST SAYING I CAN'T GO AWAY FOR TWO DAYS WITHOUT YOU OD'ING ON LAXATIVES.

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