Marc Maron Quotes

I Didn't Know What To Do. I'm In Love With This Woman, I'm Married To This Other Woman, And I'm In Trouble, So I Call My Two Friends. That's All I Need, Two. I Need The Main Guy And The Guy I Go To When I Drain The Main Guy.

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