L.A. Fiore Quotes

I Deserve This Shrimp. Born To People Who Clearly Shouldn't Have Reproduced, I Date My Best Friend And Turn Him Gay, Date Another Man Who Doesn't Know He's Gay, Almost Have Dinner With A Third Man Who's More Interested In His Reflection Than Me, And Land On A Yeti Who Turns Out To Be A Millionaire Playboy.

"I Lost The Man I Thought Of As A Father, Had My Thirtieth Birthday Party Minus Any Family, And Now I'm Being Dissed In The Gossip Rags. I Am Only Human And I Can Take No More, So, Yes, I Have Consumed My Body Weight In Wine And I Plan On Eating This Whole Goddamn Plate Of Shrimp.

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