Cath Crowley Quotes
I Can't Believe You're Still Mad At Me," Ed Says.
"You Grabbed My Arse."
"You Broke My Nose."
"You Broke His Nose?" Jazz Asks. "You Grabbed Her Arse?"
"It Was Two Years Ago-"
"Two Years, Four Months, And Eight Days," I Tell Him.
"-and I Was Fifteen, And I Slipped And She Broke My Nose."
"Wait A Minute. How Do You Slip Onto Someone's Arse?"
Jazz Asks.
"I Meant Slipped Up. I Slipped Up And She Broke My Nose."
"You're Lucky That's All I Broke," I Say.
"You're Lucky I Didn't Call The Police."
Leo, Dylan, And Daisy Slid Into The Booth. "Did You Guys Know That Lucy Broke Ed's Nose? Jazz Asks.
Ed Closes His Eyes Silently And Bangs His Head On The Wall.
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