Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

I Came Up With The Best Pastime In The History Of Man. What You Do Is Find An Aerosol Tin Of Spray Adhesive, Such As You Would Use To Stick Posters To A Wall. You Then Lie In Wait And When A Wasp Flies By, You Leap Out And Give It A Squirt. Bingo. One Minute It's Flying; The Next It's Tumbling Silently Out Of The Sky With A Confused Look On Its Stupid Little Face.

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