Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, "How Can I Direct Your Call?" I Said, "Well, You Could Say 'Action!', And I'll Begin To Dial. And When I Say 'Goodbye', Then You Can Yell 'Cut!'"

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Called The Hotel Operator And She Said, How Can I Direct Your Call? I Said, Well, You Could Say

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