Mark Twain Quotes

I Bring You This Stately Matron Named Christendom, Returning Bedraggled, Besmirched, And Dishonored From Pirate Raids In Kiao-Chow, Manchuria, South Africa, And The Phillipines, With Her Soul Full Of Meanness, Her Pocket Full Of Boodle, And Her Mouth Full Of Pious Hypocrisies. Give Her Soap And A Towel, But Hide The Looking-glass.

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