Rachel Higginson Quotes

I Blamed This On Kelly Clarkson. On Kelly-Freaking-Clarkson. The Angry Man Standing Across The Kitchen Island Looked Like He Was About To Throttle Me. I Had Visions Of Large Hands Gripped Firmly Around My Neck Shaking Me Like A Rubber Chicken. His Eyes Flashed With Frustration And I Cursed Kelly Clarkson Straight To The Grave.

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