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I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped Against The Lake's Mucky Bottom. I Turned Then And Used My Hips And Waist To Roll Three Times, Until I Came Ashore Near A Ratty Green Towel. They'd Left Me A Towel. How Thoughtful.

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

John Green Quotes: I Began To Swim, An Armless Silver Mermaid, Using Only My Hips To Generate Motion, Until Finally My Ass Scraped

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