Rob Delaney Quotes

I Became A Diligent Condom Carrier And When Most Subsequent Lovers Had The Good Fortune To Lie Under My Grunting, Sweaty Mass, They Were Always The Grimacing Recipient Of An Eager And Rubber-sheathed Penis Boner.

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