Ree Drummond Quotes

I Arrived Back Home Just Before Midnight, And Marlboro Man Met Me At The Car. I Could Hear Nothing But Cows And Crickets When I Climbed Out Of My Car And Into His Arms, Which Were Strong And Warm And Comforting. I Was A Wreck--sick To My Stomach And Even More Sick In My Heart--and Marlboro Man Helped Me To The House, As If I Were Crippled By A Terminal Illness. I Was Completely Beat, Hardly Able To Finish My Shower Before I Fell Into Bed With Marlboro Man, Who Rubbed My Back As I Tried With All My Might To Keep From Throwing Up, Breaking Down, And Completely Saturating My Red Floral Pillowcase With Tears.

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