Terry Pratchett Quotes

I Am Pleased To Say I Find Nothing Funny, Sir," Bent Replied As They Reached The Bottom Of The Stairs. "I Have No Sense Of Humor Whatsoever. None At All. It Has Been Proven By Phrenology. I Have Nichtlachen-Keinwortz Syndrome, Which For Some Curious Reason Is Considered A Lamentable Affliction. I, On The Other Hand, Consider It A Gift. I Am Happy To Say That I Regard The Sight Of A Fat Man Slipping On A Banana Skin As Nothing More Than An Unfortunate Accident That Highlights The Need For Care In The Disposal Of Household Waste." "Have You Tried - " Moist Began, But Bent Held Up A Hand. "Please! I Repeat, I Do Not Regard It As A Burden! And May I Say It Annoys Me When People Assume It Is Such! Do Not Feel Impelled To Try To Make Me Laugh, Sir! If I Had No Legs, Would You Try To Make Me Run? I Am Quite Happy, Thank You!" He

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