Auberon Waugh Quotes

I Am Much Bigger Than The Average Chicken, And Furthermore I Was Armed With A Rolling Pin And Kitchen Knife. As A Matter Of Fact I Have Always Had The Greatest Contempt For Chickens. They Are So Stupid That They Probably Don't Even Notice The Difference When They Die, But I Must Admit That This Particular Chicken Put Up A Very Good Fight.

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