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I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The Police Search The Train Station For A Serial Rapist And I Cover My Face With A Newspaper, Wondering If Maybe I Did It In My Sleep. The Last Thing I Stole Was An Eight-track Tape, But To This Day I'm Unable To Enter A Store Without Feeling Like A Shoplifter. It's All The Anxiety With None Of The Free Stuff.

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

David Sedaris Quotes: I Am A Person Who Feels Guilty For Crimes I Have Not Committed, Or Have Not Committed In Years. The

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