David Sedaris Quotes

I Always Say To Young People, "Get The Hell Out Of The United States." Especially If You're Young, Like If You're 21 Or Something. Let's Say You Don't Speak Any Italian. You're 21. Everyone's Going To Want To Sleep With You And Be Nice To You. And The Best Way To Learn A Language Is To Sleep With Someone From That Country.

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

David Sedaris Quotes: I Always Say To Young People, Get The Hell Out Of The United States. Especially If You're Young, Like If

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