Colin Nissan Quotes
How Rude Of Me, We Haven't Even Introduced Ourselves. We're The Andersons. I'm Evan, The Lovely Size-zero Lass In The Floppy Sun Hat Is My Wife Amy, And These Are Our Best Friends/children, Evan And Amy Jr. As You Can See, We're Very Fit And Active. You Know What Our Family's Average Percentage Of Body Fat Is? Three. Yes, Really. We Got It Tested Last Year When We All Became Organ Donors.
You May Have Noticed That I'm Carrying Amy On My Back. We Do That A Lot. At Least Once A Day, And Not Just When We're In Fields Like This; We Do It On Beaches And In Urban Environments As Well. That's What Happens When Your Love Is Deep And Playful Like Ours. You Should Also Know That We Also Dab Frosting On Each Other's Noses Every Single Time We Eat Cupcakes, Which Is Both Mischievous And Very Us. Do You Guys Even Eat Cupcakes?
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