Michael Darling Quotes

How Did You Hurt Your Side?" She Asked.
I Let The Air Out Of My Lungs, Relieved. "While I Was Distracted By The Table, The Chair Snuck Up On Me."
Erin Looked At Me With Her Head Tilted To The Side And Gave Me A Dubious Expression Like She Was Watching The I.Q. Points Falling Out Of My Ears.
I Laughed, Which Hurt, And Said, "I'm Just Stupid Clumsy. It Was Embarrassing. Like I Was Trying To Dance With The Furniture But The Furniture Was Drunk.

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