Neil Pasricha Quotes
Honey, Have You Seen My Measuring Tape?"
"I Think It's In That Drawer In The Kitchen With The Scissors, Matches, Bobby Pins, Scotch Tape, Nail Clippers, Barbecue Tongs, Garlic Press, Extra Buttons, Old Birthday Cards, Soy Sauce Packets Thick Rubber Bands, Stack Of Christmas Napkins, Stained Take-out Menus, Old Cell-phone Chargers, Instruction Booklet For The VCR, Some Assorted Nickels, An Incomplete Deck Of Cards, Extra Chain Links For A Watch, A Half-finished Pack Of Cough Drops, A Scrabble Piece I Found While Vacuuming, Dead Batteries We Aren't Fully Sure Are Dead Yet, A Couple Screws In A Tiny Plastic Bag Left Over From The Bookshelf, That Lock With The Forgotten Combination, A Square Of Carefully Folded Aluminum Foil, And Expired Pack Of Gum, A Key To Our Old House, A Toaster Warranty Card, Phone Numbers For Unknown People, Used Birthday Candles, Novelty Bottle Openers, A Barbecue Lighter, And That One Tiny Little Spoon."
"Thanks, Honey."
AWESOME!
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