Chip Kidd Quotes
Hey, Have You Heard That One About The Difference Between Me, Wit, And My Loutish Cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, So I Walk Into A Bar, You See, Very Unassuming, And Order A Martini. Then The Bartender, Hilarity, Hauls Off And Squirts Me In The Face With A Seltzer Bottle, Ruining My N Ice New Camel Hair Suit, Dousing My Monocle And My Watch Fob, Soaking My Cravat. So, Do I Let Him Have What For, And Blow My Top? I Do Not. I Simply Say:
Sorry, I Believe I Said 'very Dry'.
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