Louis De Bernieres Quotes

He Read His Own Obituary And An Editorial Lamenting His Demise And Praising His Fortitude And Immediately Began To Think Up Witty Ways Of Writing To The Paper To Announce His Continued And Uninterrupted Existence. The Other Two Joined In The Game With Enthusiasm, And Soon All Three Of Them Were Howling With Laughter And Emptying Bottles At A Rate Which Would Have Alarmed Even A Depressed Scandinavian.

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