John Scalzi Quotes

He Reached Over, Took The Second Cookie, And Offered It To Robbins. "Here," He Said. "I Saw You Coveting It." Robbins Stared At The Cookie, Then Looked Around. "I Can't Take That," He Said. "Sure You Can," Szilard Said. "I'm Not Supposed To Eat Anything Here," Robbins Said. "So What?" Szilard Said. "Screw 'em. It's A Ridiculous Tradition And You Know It. So Break It. Take The Cookie." Robbins Took The Cookie And Stared At It Glumly. "Oh, Good God," Szilard Said. "Do I Have To Order You To Eat The Damn Thing?" "It Might Help," Robbins Said. "Fine," Szilard Said. "Colonel, I'm Giving You A Direct Order. Eat The Fucking Cookie." Robbins Ate It. The Waiter Was Scandalized.

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