Penelope Douglas Quotes

He Gave Us Three Irrefutible Pieces Of Advice About The Male Species:
1. Boys Will Lie, Cheat, And Steal To Get Into Your Pants. A Man Will Stand The Test Of Time. Make Him Wait, And You'll See Which One He Is.
2. They Will Try To Tell You That It Feels Better Without A Condom. You Just Tell Me Where They Live.
3. And Relationships Are Supposed To Make Your Life Better. You Don't Drag Each Other Down. You Hold Each Other Up.

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