Terry Pratchett Quotes

He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The Turf Thousands Of Years Before. A White Outline Against The Green, He Belonged To The Days When People Had To Think About Survival And Fertility In A Dangerous World.

Oh, And He Had Also Been Carved, Or So It Would Appear, Before Anyone Had Invented Trousers. In Fact, To Say That He Had No Trousers On Just Didn't Do The Job. His Lack Of Trousers Filled The World. You Simply Could Not Stroll Down The Little Road That Passed Along The Bottom Of The Hills Without Noticing That There Was An Enormous, As It Were, Lack Of Something- E.g., Trousers- And What Was There Instead. It Was Definitely A Figure Of A Man Without Trousers, And Certainly Not A Woman.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

Terry Pratchett Quotes: He-and He Was Quite Definitely A He, There Was No Possible Doubt About That- Had Been Carved Out Of The

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