David Mitchell Quotes

He Also Administered The School's Corporal Punishment Known As The Wacks - Which I Was Told, Involved Being Hit With A Big Gym Shoe Made Heftier By A Kitchen Weight Wedged In The Toe. The Gym Shoes Name Was Charlie. It Is Surely One Of The World's Greatest Sadnesess That Billions Of Shoes Go About Their Benevolent Businesses In Aid Of Mankind, Day After Day, Protecting Feet Providing Warmth And Support, Unselfishly Getting Ducked In Puddles, Smeared In Dog Shit And Yet Remained Unnamed. Whereas This Nasty Cunt Of A Show Got Lavished With Affection Like A Pet.

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