Erin Lynn Quotes

Have You Ever Had Such A Horrible Day That You Wondered Why Your Mother Didn't Just Eat You At Birth Like A Gerbil Does And Spare You The Hassle?
We've All Had Days Like That. I've Had A Lot Of Them - Way More Than My Fair Share If I Want To Be Whiny About It (which I Don't Because I Try Really Hard Not To Be A Whiner), But None Can Compare To The Day I Accidentally Opened A Demon Portal With My Zit Cream.

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