Terry Pratchett Quotes

Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll Grant You, And Then Some Twerp Drinks Out Of The Wrong Mug Or Picks Up Someone Else's Change By Mistake And Five Minutes Later You're Picking Noses Out Of The Beer Nuts

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

Terry Pratchett Quotes: Have You Ever Been In A Pub Where Everyone Goes Armed? Oh, Things Are A Little Polite At First, I'll

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