Jay McInerney Quotes

Hate Being Alone, But When I Wake Up In Some Guy's Bed With Dry Come On The Sheets Underneath Me And He's Snoring Like A Garbage Truck, I Go, Let Me Out Of Here. I Slip Out And Crawl Around The Floor Groping For My Clothes, Trying To Untangle His Blue Jeans From Mine, My Bra From His Jockeys - Skip Wears Boxers, Of Course - And Trying To Be Quiet At The Same Time, Then Slide Out The Door Laughing Like A Seal Escaping From The Zoo And Race Home To Where Jeannie Has Been Warming The Bed All Night. Jumping In Between The Sheets And She Wakes Up And

Related Authors

• Bayley
• Charles Diggs
• David Keirsey
• Jeremy Myers
• John Kluge
• Kevin Emerson
• Michael Schaffer
• Nicki Chen
• Peter Debye
• Phindiwe Nkosi
• Sharleen Spiteri
• William J. Lederer

Related Topics

• Quotes About Adaptability By Darwin

  It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change. — Leon C. Megginson

• Quotes About Jungle Fever

  Looks like somebody's got jungle fever.' 'That's not even the right kind of racist. — Rainbow Rowell

• Demoralized At Work Quotes

  The challenges should be familiar. They should have some relationship to the feelings - like, if a movie's about being demoralized at work, it should feel familiar to people, whether — Steven Conrad

• Don't You Hate It Quotes

  Don't go for the ones that know your worth even when you don't. Even when you call them to pick you up because some fuck boy left you with only — Unknown

• New Year 2016 Life Quotes

  Growing up watching friends grow, from friends to lovers. Opens the eyes of many every time. Proving in this lifetime, real love still lives. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett