Rachel Van Dyken Quotes

Grandma Smiled Brightly. "How Lovely! It Seems Your Whore Has Arrived."
Jake Groaned And Covered His Face With His Hands. There Was No Way Out Of It. His Grandmother Was Going To Get Him Shot.
A&E Women Scorned, Here I Come.
"Excuse Me?" Aileen Put Her Hands On Her Hips And Did A Weird Head Nod At Grandma, And Nearly Teetered Off Her High Heels. Oh, This Wasn't Good. Not Good At All.
Grandma Reached Out And Patted Aileen's Arm. "Sweetheart, I'm The One With Hearing Aids, Not You. I Called You A Whore. Would You Like Me To Spell It For You, Too?" She Nudged Jake. "What Did You Do? Find Her At A High School Career Fair?" And Then In A Horrifyingly Loud Voice She Began Spelling. "W-H-O-R-E.

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