Micalea Smeltzer Quotes

Gram?" I Asked. "You Okay?"
"Damn Men," She Said. "I Fell In The Toilet."
I Busted Out Laughing. Tears Of Laughter Coursed Down My Face. "Oh God," I Said, Still Laughing.
Caeden Was Blushing. Even His Ears Were Red. "I Did Tell You I Can Never Remember To Put The Toilet Seat Down.

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