Jon Heder Quotes

Girls Kind Of Get Crazy When They Have Guns. These Girls Had Never Done It, And All They Wanted To Do Was Inflict As Much Pain As They Could. We Had One Rule: Don't Shoot Us Between The Legs. But Their Aim Didn't Necessarily Follow That Rule.

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