Jenny Lawson Quotes
For A Brief Moment I Thought That Stanley The Magical Squirrel Had Been Alive Up Until Only Seconds Before, When My Father Had Chosen To Give Him Some Sort Of Bizarre Colorectal Exam Gone Horribly Wrong. Then I Realized That This Was, More Likely, A Squirrel My Father Had Found Dead On The Road, And That He Had Sliced It Open And Decided To Use It As Some Sort Of Grotesque Hand Puppet Culled From The Very Bowels Of Hell. Lisa
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