Donald Jeffries Quotes

Following His Wonderful Introduction To The Joys Of Womanhood, Waldo Found A Perverse Pleasure In Leaving His After-sex Cigarette Butt Glowing On The Lawn Of The Executive Mansion. Despite Jeanne's Repeated Assurances That It Wouldn't Actually Be Visible To Any Nineteenth Century Passers-by, Waldo Preferred To Picture His Discarded Cigarette Butt Being The Center Of Much Scrutiny, With Puzzled Civil War-era Washingtonians Reacting To It In The Same Way Brazilian Farmers Would React To U.F.O.'s A Century Later.

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