Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

Flying United, To Me, Is Like Crossing The Andes In A Prison Bus. There Is No Question In My Mind That Somebody Like Pat Nixon Personally Approves Every United Stewardess. Nowhere In The Western World Is There Anything To Equal The Collection Of Self-righteous Shrews Who Staff The "friendly Skies Of United." I Do Everything Possible To Avoid That Airline, Often At Considerable Cost And Personal Inconvenience.

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