Gregory Maguire Quotes

Finally The Gorilla Queen Had Had Enough. She Wrote A Letter To The Editor Of Baboons' Home Journal And Asked For Advice. The Editor Printed Her Letter (but In Order To Protect Her Privacy, Changed Her Name From 'Gorilla Queen' To 'Worried In The Royal Castle'). The Editor Suggested Hiring A Local Hunter To Take The Little Troublemaker Out Into The Woods, Kill Him, And Cut His Heart Out And Bring It Back. 'Check Page 44 Of Last Month's Issue For Delicious Recipes, At Just Pennies A Serving!' She Concluded.

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