Augusten Burroughs Quotes

Fairness Is Not Among The Laws Of The Universe. This Means, If Someone Runs Over Your Foot In A Car And They Don't Stop , That's Just Too Bad And It Totally Sucks And You Better Bust Your Ass To Get Yourself To The Hospital Right Now So They Can Save The Foot.

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