Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Every Time I Walk By A Spy Shop, I Think That I Need To Put Some Surveillance On Somebody. Rick's Been Acting Fishy! I Need To Buy A Safe That Looks Like A Spray 'N Wash Can. "Hey, Mitch, Can I Use The Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, If You Want To Spray Your Shirt With Documents!"

Related Authors

• Bethany Hamilton
• Dan Deacon
• Daniel Guerin
• Florence Williams
• K.C. Rhoads
• K.M. Ashman
• Kenneth Evans
• Les Simple
• Lydia Pyne
• Michael Phelps
• Sophia Bush
• W. Carl Ketcherside

Related Topics

• Quotes About Paraguay

  There was no reason for a revolution in Paraguay. — Alfredo Stroessner

• Quotes About Life Plaques

  Modern man is full of platitudes about living life to its fullest, with catchy keychain phrases and little plaques for kitchen walls. But if you've never retreated to the solitude — Tiffany Madison

• Light Of Education Quotes

  In formal education, children are introduced to new ideas about God and must reconcile their image of God with what the teacher tells them about God. As we teach children, — Catherine Stonehouse

• Never Push Yourself To Someone Quotes

  Tread lightly, little one." He warned. "You don't want to push me. Not tonight." Her eyes darkened with anger, narrowing as she met his gaze. "Really? And why is that — D.B. Reynolds

• Nurses And Christmas Quotes

  The nurses did their best to spruce up the antiseptic corridors but the smell of pine boughs was overpowered by Pine Sol and no one paused beneath the mistletoe on — Robert Zverina