George Clooney Quotes

Even The Idea Of A Fart Makes Me Laugh. Saying The Word 'fart' Makes Me Laugh. I Have IFart On My Phone. I Have Remote Whoopee Cushions. Farts. To Me, There's Nothing Funnier.

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