Marie Phillips Quotes

Eros Mumbled Something.
"I'm Sorry?" Said Aphrodite.
"Whatwouldjesusdo."
"What Would Jesus Do?" Said Aphrodite. "Let Me Tell You Something. Jesus Was A Very Good Boy. He Would Do Exactly What His Mother Told Him To."
"But-"
"Jesus Was Supposed To Be A God, Right?" Said Aphrodite. "Ergo, He Did Revenge. All Gods Do Revenge."
"Not Exactly. He Said You Should Turn The Other-"
"What Else Does Your Jesus Say?" Aphrodite Interrupted.
"I Thought You Didn't Care."
"Let Me See," Said Aphrodite. "I Remember. 'Honour Thy Father And Mother'."
"One, That Wasn't Jesus. And Two, It's Hard To Honour Your Father When There Are So Many Candidates For Who He Might Be."
"That's Not Very Nice," Said Aphrodite. "You Know Who Your Father Is. It's Your Cousin Ares."
[ ... ]
"I Wish The Virgin Mary Was My Mother," Grumbled Eros Eventually.

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