Phil Lapsley Quotes

Engineers Are Funny Animals. If You Tell An Engineer About A Problem, Any Problem, His First Instinct Is To Measure It. Tell An Engineer You Don't Love Him Anymore And He'll Ask For A Graph Of Your Love Over Time So That He Can Understand Exactly How Big The Problem Is And When It Started.

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