Antony Jay Quotes

Don't Tell Me About The Press. I Know *exactly* Who Reads The Papers. The Daily Mirror Is Read By The People Who Think They Run The Country. The Guardian Is Read By People Who Think They *ought* To Run The Country. The Times Is Read By The People Who Actually *do* Run The Country. The Daily Mail Is Read By The Wives Of The People Who Run The Country. The Financial Times Is Read By People Who *own* The Country. The Morning Star Is Read By People Who Think The Country Ought To Be Run By *another* Country. The Daily Telegraph Is Read By The People Who Think It Is.'

"Prime Minister, What About The People Who Read The Sun?"

"Sun Readers Don't Care *who* Runs The Country - As Long As She's Got Big Tits.

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