Rob Sheffield Quotes

Don't Go Home With That Magic Man! I Wanted To Shake My Walkman, Warn The Heart Girls To Run Away. Don't Trust Him! He Might Be Magic, But He's Not Very Nice! He Says He Just Wants To Get High Awhile, But He'll Get You So High You Can't Come Back Down. He'll Make You Stay Inside So Long, It Hurts Your Eyes To Go Out, So You'll Spend Whole Years Wasting Away In His Mansion. You'll Lose Your Sense Of Time. You'll Lose Your Appetite. When Your Mama Cries On The Phone, You Won't Understand A Word She's Saying. You'll Just Tell Her, "Try To Understand." And Mrs. Wilson Isn't Falling For That Shit. Ann! Nance! Get The Hell Out Of There. One Smile From That Magic Man And You're Done. You'll Be So Fucking Magic, You Won't Be Real Anymore. He'll Even Set Your Lipgloss On Fire.

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