John Steinbeck Quotes

Do You Know That I Paid Two Dollars For [Doxocology] Thirty-three Years Ago? Everything Was Wrong With Him, Hoofs Like Flapjacks, A Hock So Thick And Short And Straight There Seems No Joint At All. He's Hammerheaded And Swaybacked. He Has A Pinched Chest And A Big Behind. He Has An Iron Mouth And He Still Fights The Upper. With A Saddle He Feels As Thought You Were Riding A Sled Over A Gravel Pit. He Can't Trot And He Stumbles Over His Feet When He Walks. I Have Never In Thirty-three Years Fond One Good Thing About Him. He Even Has An Ugly Disposition. He Is Selfish And Quarrelsome And Mean And Disobedient. To This Day I Don't Dare Walk Behind Him Because He Will Surely Take A Kick At Me. When I Feed Him Mush He Tries To Bite My Hand. And I Love Him.

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