Augusten Burroughs Quotes

Dennis's Superior Mental Health Was Obvious From The First Date, Like A Cleft Palate. The Other Thing About Him Was That He Had Shapely, Muscular Legs. His Calves Were So Sculpted They Looked Artificial, Like Silicone Implants. This Is A Look I'm Fond Of. In Fact, If I Had Been Born A Girl There Is No Doubt In My Mind That My Chest Cavity Would Have Been Stuffed With Two Softball-sized Orbs Of Silicone Before My Eleventh Birthday. In This Way My Own Mental Health Is Somewhat Like A Cleft Palate.

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