Jenny Lawson Quotes

Dear Victor: This Bath Towel Was Wet And You Left It On The Floor And It Was The Last Clean One In The House. I'm Pretty Sure This Is How Tuberculosis Is Spread. I'm Writing All This In My Blog In Case I End Up Dead Because Of Your Carelessness.

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